With you in mind...

(Source: galentines)

knope-:

JIMMY: I remember the first time I met you, I was with Horatio back in.. ‘90..
AMY: ‘96?
JIMMY: No, 1998, I think. When we first got the show, and you were doing UCB in New York in, I want to say you were in like a little theater somewhere. Where was that?
AMY: Yeah, well in ‘98 we were probably like on 22nd and 7th. We had a theater—
JIMMY: I think it was before that.
AMY: Oh, it was even before that! It was this place called Solo Arts.
JIMMY: Yes! That’s exactly what it was. 
AMY: 17th street. It was like a 5-floor walk-up. 
JIMMY: Yes! No air conditioning.  
AMY: No air conditioning. 
JIMMY: Yeah, I remember going there and Horatio was like, ‘You’ve gotta meet my friend Amy,’ and I’m like, ‘That girl is so adorable. She’s so—’ you were just so pretty. 
AMY: Aw, that’s so nice.
JIMMY: And you had like some ski hat or something like that on. You know, you don’t care about yourself. You were just walking around—
AMY: [Laughs] 
JIMMY: You were just being adorable and so pretty. And then I saw you on stage and I was like, ‘Dude, this girl is like a genius. She’s like amazing, and gorgeous.’ And then, they got you on the show—
AMY: Wow. Are you feeling this?
JIMMY: [Laughs] No, I know, please. I had just never seen such a talent. It was awesome. And then you came on the cast. I was so happy.
AMY: We had a really fun time working together. It was a pleasure working with you, it really was. 

From the dawn of civilization, they have existed in order to undermine it. Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos. They have no government ties and unlimited resources. If something goes wrong, we are the cause. Every corner of the earth is under their surveillance. If you do it, we see it. Always. We believe the powerful should be made less powerful. We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it. Antoine. Colby. Trotter. Adair. We are the Upright Citizens Brigade.

(Source: klimpys)

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Gravid Water | 08.07.11

In UCB’s monthly show, Gravid Water, an actor and improvisor are paired up. They do not know who they’re paired up with until the night, nor does the improvisor know what play the actor will be reading from.

Here Aubrey Plaza (actor), talks about wanting to make out with a boy. Amy Poehler (improvisor) places the scene in a fast food restaurant, eventually closing it up to practice making out with Aubrey.

(No, I didn’t take pictures of it, you scumbags.)

EDIT: The list of plays for the night can be found here.
Thanks to mbrendanaquitz for sharing, since I never seem to get a copy.
See also this explanation why the photo does not exist.

New tee! :D

*for the people who asked, I just got this printed off one of those online t-shirt printing sites :)

Your mouth can’t get pregnant.

“New York was unbelievable back then, you could take phone calls from phone booths or you could blow bubbles”, “We, uh, when uh, we were kids we used to have cookies, and I’m not exaggerating, this big”, “That makes me so hungry Martin Scorsese, I want to go get a coooookie”

One of my absolute favourites!!!

(Source: jesscob23)

I’ve got this waiting to be watched :D Can’t wait! Upright Citizens Brigade Asssscat

Perfect.

"can't read my, can't read my
no, he can't read my poker face
shabba blabber shabba blabba
mamama poker face mamama poker face"